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**/

$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'I couldn&apos;t stay on task.',
	'body' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		I was sent a &quot;winning&quot; entry to some contest by a car dealership.
		They get you by making all of their entries &quot;winners&quot;, but making all but a few of them have tiny prizes.
		They don&apos;t tell you what you&apos;ve &quot;won&quot; until they get you there, then they probably try a sales pitch on you.
		I&apos;m certain my &quot;prize&quot; is the five-dollar gift card, but I&apos;ll take it in tomorrow to see what they say.
		It should be good for a laugh.
		They&apos;ll try their sales pitch, and I&apos;ll say I have no driver license and can&apos;t buy.
		I&apos;ll also say near the beginning something about being there to claim my five-dollar gift card, making it clear I know I haven&apos;t won anything.
		Honestly, the gift card won&apos;t even be worth the trip, but the amusement the trip&apos;ll bring me probably will be.
		Besides, I feel better if I get out of my apartment even for just a few minutes, and this will take longer.
	</p>
	<p>
		My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="university">
	<h2>University life</h2>
	<p>
		I planned to get my <span title="Greek and Roman Civilization">HIST 1421</span> essay completed today, but I just wasn&apos;t feeling it.
		I only got about half of it done.
		I&apos;m going to regret being unable to keep on task today later in the week.
	</p>
</section>
END
);
